Slow Burn: Zero Day, Book 1

Slow Burn - Bobby Adair

You know what? If the zombies come, I am not saving SHIT. I'm not saving you, your puppy, your mama, nada.

Not because I don't care (I will cry over the puppy), but because ZOMBIES. And in that kind of shit-meets-fan situation where the world is ending, we're all better off dead anyways, right?

So no worries. I will probably be joining you soon, anyways. Haha.

But yeah, good luck with all that, Zed and friend... Good luck.

I would just like to clarify that I would probably do my damndest to save MY mama, but she shot me out of her vagina and therefore earned it.

Also, I will probably be the first to die and/or turn in the event of a zombie apocalypse so this is a moot point.