A Dirty Job: A Novel

A Dirty Job - Christopher Moore
Okay. This is my first time reading anything by this author, and I think I am in love. I am on page 94 and laughing my ass off, which isn't easy for a book to do (I think the last time this happened was with Jones in A Confederacy of Dunces).

I must quote it.

"'What happened?' he asked.
There followed a barrage of Chinese and Russian mixed with the odd English word: bird, window, black, and make shit on myself."

I snorted the first time I read it, because it surprised a laugh out of me. >_>

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Aaaannd finished. I wasn't expecting the ending. I am feeling a little sad now. Yet amused at the 10 inch shlong.

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"Like bear" is now my favorite simile.