DRACULAS - Blake Crouch,  Jack Kilborn,  Jeff Strand,  F. Paul Wilson SO GLORIOUS.

Read it.

**edited to add** Okay, so I am about to reread this because basically all I can remember is that I loved it. This time I will try to write a review that's longer than 4 words and hopefully more informative.

I ain't makin' no promises, though.